Why?

I just finished Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince about forty minutes ago. I am so depressed. Some of the revelations are too shocking to believe. Well, you believe them but you were hoping for another thing to occur. I can't believe Rowling did what she did. I have grown to love all of the character in their own special way. Well, except for Voldy. I look forward to the seventh and final book in this amazing adventure.

Shopping/Fashion

This world is a truly fucked up place. I never go shopping for clothes, haven't been able to find clothes I enjoyed since the early to mid '90s. Have you noticed that everything is gender specific? The guys have the earth tones, like brown and green. The girls are stuck with the yellows, pinks, purples, and lighter colors. This is especially noticeable when you browse through the baby/children section. All of the girls clothes are very "sissy" with bows, lacey things, and cute little animals. The boys clothes have trucks, airplanes, and sports items. The have MANLY things on them.

What is wrong with our world? FROM DAY ONE society puts us into categories? Why must everything be categorized? Why can't boys be dressed in bright yellow or orange? Why can't girls where camouflage? It makes me sick, absolutely sick. The guys clothes are all durable, useful. They cover up what is supposed to be. Have you noticed how teenage/pre-teen girls now where really skimpy clothes? That is just a pedophile's fantasy!! Don't let your kids where clothes that leave nothing to the imagination. Another thing that made me sick, there were baby girls swimsuits that were TWO PIECE!! I don't know why anyone needs two piece, but especially babies!! IT IS SICK!!

All of you parents who dress their kids in these clothes are sick, and should be locked up. And if you let your young teenage daughter dress like that, you don't deserve to be a parent. Please, fashion world, come to your senses!! Make non gender specific clothes so we can all become better people!!

Weddings

I hate weddings, they suck ass. Everyone gets together to watch two people (maybe more) get stuck with each other legally. Everyone knows that they won't spend the rest of their lives together. Someone is gonna end up cheating, if they haven't already. The families spend thousands of dollars for a fucking party. People spend hundreds of dollars to travel and buy "gifts". You know what, you should give me a fucking gift for spending money on your damn party. And I'm not talking about a little trinket, I want a damn blender!!

Why the hell should I come out and watch you tie the knot when I don't care if you last or not? I mean, I know you won't!! Chances are you'll be divorced in a couple of years. I do not see what the point of throwing a damn wedding is, besides the free stuff. Please people, if you wanna tie yourself to someone else, please elope. It will save you and us a lot of money and grief. Weddings are EVIL!!

Harry Potter Mania!!

The Sixth book was released today, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and the whole world is Harry Potter Crazy!! I am so excited, I can't wait to get my hand on a copy. I will then proceed to read, read, and read some more until I have read every last bit. Rowling is an absolute genius, and I am so sad that we have only one more book after this one. Pretty hard to believe that just two years ago I had never picked up one of the books. "Oh, it's popular so it must suck." Nope!! The series may go down in history as one of the best EVER!! No, it already is one of the best ever!!

As for all of you peeps out there, I will absolutely kill anyone who spoils any bit of the book. I will be avoiding the news, the paper, and possibly society until I can snatch a copy. I'm so afraid that in this age of spoilers that someone is gonna ruin it for me. I may just have to camp out for the last book release, soak up the atmosphere.

Grand Theft Auto

Huge fan of the game, I have the first three versions on PC. Always wanted them to expand the game. Sure, it fun enough to kill cops, run over pedestrians, and blow up cars... but what about some real action? A few years ago they added prostitutes, which was great!! Now there is a huge controversy created by none other than former President Hillary Clinton, current senator of NY. She is making a huge fuss out of nothing!! First of all, the game is FICTION, and hella fun!! I think it is great that there is a hidden sex scene, about time!! I haven't played the game in years but I always wanted them to expand by adding rapes or arson or something.

The game is rated Mature, so kids under 18 shouldn't be purchasing this. It's not like they haven't seen worse!! This attention is only gonna make the game even more popular!! Hey, I may have to pick this one up!! Shut up Hillary, stop wasting everyone's time.

Stupid Parents

Most parents suck. My parents suck, your parents suck... If you are a parent you suck!! Here is what I don't get... every parent made a choice to become one, yet many complain. Um, excuse me... if you don't like getting no sleep for the first three/four years of your child's life then WHY DID YOU FUCKING HAVE IT? Kids treat you like shit? Well, you asked for it!!

It is your choice, everything is a choice. Don't give me that bullshit answer that things just happen. Did ya make the choice to have sex? Ok, so you were raped... well you made the choice to have it!! You could have given it up for adoption if you're so opposed to having an abortion. It was your decision to raise a child, so stop fucking complaining or trying to find "free" time. Until that child is 18 years old, you have no life. Stop complaining!!

Get a Life, Jerk!!

You live on a corner lot, and you have no curb (or you did, but your precious grass has grown OVER it). Is your life so boring that you have to persist in arguing with every person who parks a couple of inches at most on "your" lawn? Honestly, get a life!! The woman apologized to you and you kept at her. It was time to drop it. I would like to take my foot, put it in some dog shit, and then walk all over your sidewalk. Oh, wait a second... it is PUBLIC PROPERTY!! YOU live on a corner lot, if you think your grass is so important maybe you should move somewhere else. There is no curb, people are gonna fucking ACCIDENTALLY park on your grass. Did you know that grass isn't gold, and that it can easily grow in our climate? Maybe your grass is special, like your dead wife was reincarnated as blades of it. What am I saying, nobody would ever marry your sorry ass.

Why are there stupid people like you on this earth? Oh, that's right... to make fun of. Watch out for the dog shit.

Who cares

Please stop making Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes the center of the universe. It seems that every day there is an update!! Yes, THEY ARE FREAKS!! Maybe they deserve each other!! And yes, Lyndsey Lohan is now an anorexic bitch. Too bad, she had potential.

Dylan Groene's body was identified... we all knew it was him. To think of what his sister, Shasta, had to live through for six/seven weeks. That bastard needs to be executed, now!! I don't care if he was sexually molested as a child, he obviously knew what he was doing. He was in prison, and did not reform. He murdered FOUR people that we know of, at least three brutally. Not to mention he raped that little girl. Maybe the parents shouldn't have given her such a crappy name. Back to the murderer, we all know he did it so why waste the time with a trial and incarceration? Let's string him up. A public hanging is just what we need. It would save the taxpayers lots of money to just end it now.

Oh geez

Have I really become such a puss that I am now blogging? What the hell is blogging anyway? All I want to do is have a place to rant about how idiotic our world is. I mean, honestly, do people have to make such a big deal out of everything. Hurricane Dennis, for example. Um, hello you MORONS, why are you living there still? Don't you think nature is just teaching you a lesson? Maybe it is getting even. There were hurricanes long before you ever bought your ugly little house. Why do they even name these hurricanes, its just asking for trouble. Some little kid named Dennis (and why would you name a kid Dennis?) is gonna get killed and they news will just eat that story up.

I don't give a shit about the stupid hurricane, i'm not stupid enough to live in that part of the world. All I have to worry about is my whitetrash neighbors blowing my head off accidently while they twirl their guns around and drink cheap beer. And who would fucking care, anyway? I don't give a rats ass about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They would make a great couple, but who cares!!! Don't we have better things to do? Why are they so newsworthy? What about Joe Blow? Does Joe Blow get the fucking time of day? Nope!! Why?? Because he is boring, just like this blog.

I'm just getting started, can't wait to rant about all of the morons.