Get a Life, Jerk!!

You live on a corner lot, and you have no curb (or you did, but your precious grass has grown OVER it). Is your life so boring that you have to persist in arguing with every person who parks a couple of inches at most on "your" lawn? Honestly, get a life!! The woman apologized to you and you kept at her. It was time to drop it. I would like to take my foot, put it in some dog shit, and then walk all over your sidewalk. Oh, wait a second... it is PUBLIC PROPERTY!! YOU live on a corner lot, if you think your grass is so important maybe you should move somewhere else. There is no curb, people are gonna fucking ACCIDENTALLY park on your grass. Did you know that grass isn't gold, and that it can easily grow in our climate? Maybe your grass is special, like your dead wife was reincarnated as blades of it. What am I saying, nobody would ever marry your sorry ass.

Why are there stupid people like you on this earth? Oh, that's right... to make fun of. Watch out for the dog shit.