Going to the movies...

Does Hollywood really want to know why nobody goes to the movies anymore? Well, it has to do with a combination of things. One, the tickets are TOO fucking expensive!! SIX BUCKS for a matinee? You've got to be fucking kidding me. You can buy a DVD of that same movie for 12-15 bucks just a few months later. Why should we waste the money on it now?? Stop raising prices, maybe more people will come back. TWO, most movies aren't that great. I don't know how many times I've gone to a movie and figured out who is gonna "hook up", who is gonna be the "bad guy" and who is gonna "die". Come up with something original, for once.

And, last but not least, THE MORONS in the audience. I do not pay six bucks so you can talk during the movie to your friends, or to hear you munch on your vat of popcorn. And this goes back to crappy parents, too. SHUT YOUR FUCKING KID UP!! You should be able to control those little creeps. I seriously would like to strangle every annoying kid that yells at the top of their voice "Where did he go, Daddy?" or "I want more popcorn." Gah, I wanna kill those little bastards. If I did that when I was young, you have every right to shoot me. Mother fuckers.

This is why I no longer go to movies!! Netflix allows me to enjoy the movie free from morons. I don't have to wonder what line everyone has laughed on... or arrive 30 minutes early so I can get the best seat.

Old Parents

So Holly Hunter is pregnant with twins. She is 47 years old!! Ick, can you imagine being a teenager and having your parents be SENIOR CITIZENS? I'm sorry, but that is just selfish. Holly is not gonna be alive long enough to be a grandma, at least I hope not. I say stop reproducing at age 32. That way, the kids are out of the house when you're 50. Gosh, Holly better hope her kids grow up real fast!!

This world is too overpopulated, we don't need people in their forties and up having children to populate this planet even more. Everyone should be sterilized when they are 32. It just makes me sick, to think of the risks these parents take. What is so wrong with adoption?

PALMEIRO IS A DRUG USER!!

Rafael Palmeiro was just suspended for 10 days by MLB. He is the biggest profile player to test positive for their anti-drug policy. 10 days? How about 1 month for the first offense!! But that's not what I want to rant on, it is the people who claim that they didn't know they were ingesting steroids. DO NOT put anything into your body that you don't know what it is. It's just common sense!! I have no sympathy for you, and now I say you don't belong in the Hall of Fame anymore. You were probably taking steroids "unwillingly" for years. Hey, maybe that is why you take Viagra?

Bonds, McGwire, Sosa, Giambi, Palmeiro, probably even Juan Gonzalez. You whole lot make me sick!! NONE of you deserves to make the Hall of Fame. Babe Ruth didn't take steroids. He may have done some coke, but I don't think that enhances you, only impairs. He was a drunk... but alcohol is legal now. All of you steroid users are a DISGRACE to MLB, and should get punished more severely. Shame on you, Palmeiro... and shame on MLB for not putting an asterix next to Bonds and McGwire's "records".